If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
when you casually ask someone how they are and they start telling you all their problems
procrastinators are able to do 30 minutes of work in 8 hours and 8 hours of work in the 30 minutes before it’s due
do you ever feel yourself being annoying or antisocial but you just cant stop